FLAS

feeling like absolute shit

damn i woke up flas today :’)

by goodlilfishy September 17, 2020

Flashbang

A good, fast, no strings attached sexual encounter.

- Hey bro, wanna go clubbing tonight?

- Nah, Imma gonna chain flashbang this chick until I go blind and deaf, or she does

by Bra1nman September 25, 2020

Flashboting

When the audio on a face-timing device, like Zoom, makes the person sound like a robot than speeds up really fast, and the listener can barely understand the speaker.

You are flashboting again!

by Jane's Emma October 29, 2020

flamshkin

Small penis with lots of extra skin

Jessica said tommy had a flamshkin .

by Word maker jr November 15, 2020

Flashbang

A flash bang is where you wake up your s/o by shining a bright light in he or shes eyes then having crazy sex with them

Hey babe can i flashbang you tomorrow morning?

by Akidscreation December 7, 2020

Flashbang

A flashbang is alot like a flash mob but instead of people dancing it turns into a public orgy

Hey man im going join a flashbang at the mall today, want to join?

by Akidscreation December 7, 2020

Flashbang wank

A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.

I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.

by Cum shoot January 20, 2021