Incest Evan

A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.

Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan

by Lil Carrotcake November 6, 2018

Guillermo Evangelista

Hella kool And the best wrestler ever

Guillermo Evangelista

by memois kool March 13, 2019

dirty evangeline

when a someone drinks 5 cans of fanta grape and then burps on your balls

Jeff gave Connor a good ol' dirty evangeline.

by jack1010100 May 6, 2020

Dirty Evan Hansen

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.

I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.

by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 13, 2020

Dirty Evander

Making your girl shit in gladwrap and freezing it, then taking it out once frozen and using it as a dildo to fuck her with.

My girl really got off after i dirty evandered her.

by Spikeadoodle July 21, 2020

hoss evan jensen

he is a kid who hates everyone i know this because he is my son jk you thought suckers fuck you

hoss evan jensen means fuck you stop asking

by wdymmmmmm November 2, 2020

Got Evaned

When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue

Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned

by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021