ding dong

alternative of dick or penis

my ding dong feels funny

by notthebananaguyfromthebanana April 3, 2023

Ring Dong Ditch

The cellular version of a “Ding Dong Ditch”. When you call someone, and hang up with no further response or contact. Another version is calling (receiving no answer) and refusing to respond to their desperate attempt to get back to you.

I can’t believe you Ring Dong Ditched me.

by Shmoovin April 18, 2021

Ding Dong

Another word for a dumb person

Stop being such a ding dong for five seconds please.

by Ty Track March 30, 2017

Dong-vacuum

A prostitute, most likely one who specializes in fellatio.

This bitch is such a dong-vacuum.

by jerefro June 9, 2015

twiddly dong

when you go for a wee and you need to dry your penis but there’s no toilet paper.

BOY1- ‘did you wipe’
BOY2- ‘no i did a twiddly dong’

by millyyyyissillyyyyyy January 1, 2022

salty dong

A German Pretzel

May I have 2 salty dongs please, and a bratwurst

by Sancerredave November 7, 2015

Dong-ception

A blatant word used to describe the inception of the donkey dong.

I hope I don't start a dong-ception.

by The White Fat Man June 12, 2018