Dirt Mitt

Ones buttox hole

Johnny stuck it in her dirt mitt

by tgodboi December 4, 2010

Dirt Mop

A dirty bitch who calls other girls out but thinks she's a queen. Probably a nappy headed hoe who sleeps with her fiancé's friends and is a pathological liar. She typically sells drugs out of her car, then pins it on her minor fiancé to avoid herself getting jail time. A dirt mop can be found in just about any dude's car if he has drugs, or on Facebook talking shit about her friends. They prefer the guys that are going nowhere in life, and living out of their cars. She is basically just a dirty, useless, waste-of-space, who spreads her nasty around.

This bitch is calling me a mud cricket, yet she's a dirt mop? Lol

by K10Lover March 5, 2017

Dirt

something thats useful for everything. Originates from the use of dirt as a type of earth/ soil

guy1: I am dirt
guy2: Thats cuz you fell into a landfill
guy1: ahhh yes

by THE.PIKACHU.NOT November 18, 2022

dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.

I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt cheap meat."

by ljak November 23, 2021

dirt squeege

A person who will always inconvenience you.

Erik wants me to drive him to work. He is a dirt Squeege!

by Truthteller2016politics November 20, 2020

dirt trooper

White Dudes that only date black people make or female.

“Hey did you hear Trevor went Dirt Trooper all up in Jamal’s pooper? “
“Doesn’t surprise me at all you know his sister is a Mudshark. “

by Provolone421 September 16, 2020

Dirt cop

Soil Technician. Someone who does quality control in the construction industry. Tester/Inspector of grading and earthwork during residential and commercial developing.

look pal,I'm the Dirt Cop here and I say all this shit is rejected. Dig it out and fix it before I inform the developer that you guys are fucking everything up!

by irvinesucks December 29, 2007