decentralized dating

slang for non-monogamous relationships, but explained like a decentralized platform as the metaphor.

i am into decentralized dating.

by personalhel November 9, 2025

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radiometric dating

The scientific process of measuring the decay of elemental isotopes such as Carbon-14 to determine the age of organic or non-organic matter.

Person 1: Cool fossil! How old is it?
Person 2: I'm not sure. But we can find out from radiometric dating!

by HughMann45 April 5, 2023

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Ghost dating

Either breaking up with someone, or not dating them to begin with but stil doing relationship like things with your partner.

“You guys broke up but get you took a shower with him this morning, your ghost dating.

by Rinny_1 December 19, 2022

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Dire Dire Dated

So old that your grandmother pulled out the archives

"Can you believe Principle Skinner called in an all men's lunch force? No more lunch ladies, just JOHNS"
"No cap, that's Dire Dire Dated! Check out Rick and Morty, The Anime!"

by DavidCScotts March 19, 2025

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Dating

It's when you try to build a relationship by using a label

"I'm dating them"
"YOU know you can just talk first right? Dumbass"

by ckycoyckynggccg October 3, 2022

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Date ADD

When a girl can't keep a guy's attention for more than several days. When you see a friend with a different girl on his arm every week, he is suffering from Advanced Date ADD.

John: Hey Phil, I'd like you to meet Amber.
Phil: Oh, I thought you were with Melissa.
John: Nah.
Phil: That was a week ago. You got that Date ADD, bro.

by massiveness12 April 14, 2014

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