Dan

A true believer and servant of the deity goddess of VWAP, they are often subject to intense discrimination but although they have been stifled for years, their "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"s can be heard for miles around

*Loud Autistic noises in the background*
Oh no, the DANS are reeing again

by VWAPGUIDEUS August 25, 2021

Dan.

Wow, what a guy. If i had to describe myself in 3 words id say 'there isn't 3 words great enough to describe my very being'. That's it really, basically the best man living on this here very earth, i say basically i mean definitely but hes a good guy you know, he's not as bad as most people like on the earth theres been some very bad people like hitler i believe he killed quite a few people, yeah dan definitely isn't as bas as him, most average people aren't as bad as hitler. But yeah i don't know, follow me on Instagram @fredricks_the_breadsticks_65

Polly: Whats your name
Mason: dan.
polly: Oh okay, i thought it Was mason

Mason: its dan.

by Breadstick_shaun the praun September 2, 2021

Dan Hill

The strongest and most handsome man alive. Women love him; men want to be him. He is also funny.

Dan Hill does not require an example.

by That urban guy June 1, 2021

dan shearn

Dan Shearn is an amazing person very cute and funny and lovable and tho he thinks he is he is not fat he is such a gd person to b around even tho he plays fortnite if u have a person called Dan Shearn in ur life KEEP HIM x

girl: hey Kayla who’s that
Kayla: oh that’s Dan Shearn he is like sooo fit
girl: do u like him then
Kayla: Urm yesssss

by Itsthatgurl June 5, 2021

Dan

Its a wonderful man with strict parents and angry issues

I saw Dan last friday

by jdjsbbebbr June 6, 2021

Fish man Dan

An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife

My neighbor is an Fish man Dan

by Icevest September 4, 2024

Dan

A "Dan" is a person who is so unbelievably bad at swimming that he could somehow manage to drown in a hole in the ground filled with air.

When the invisible puddle appeared on the sidewalk, Dan managed to trip over it and somehow flail around as if he were drowning in a pool; it was a classic "Dan" moment.

by thegrimm15 September 6, 2024