Biker’s crotch

When you’re riding a bike, or even sit down for a while and your ass and taint hurts like crazy

Jay: Dude my fucking ass is killing me!
Xavier: My man you got a mean biker’s crotch

by Goldfish26 September 02, 2020

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Trench crotch

A girl with a large commonly open vagina, able to consume numerous cocks in a single sitting/laying.

Your girlfriend is a trench crotch, what a slut.

by longdongmater July 21, 2010

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crotch oven

1-When your crotch gets so hot and sweaty during the day, your underwear starts to turn tan. More common in grown men.

2-When you put someones face in your crotch.

1-He has quite the crotch oven.
2-SURPRISE CROTCH OVEN!

by holyshitsnotburger December 28, 2016

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crotch socket

Disgusting, Greasy, unwanted person

Dave: I slept with your sister last night

Liz: that’s why you are a dirty crotch socket

by Crotch socket liz September 10, 2020

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Hot crotch

When a man puts one condom on and lathers it in hot sauce, then puts another on after the first one. Next he has sex with a girl until one of the condoms breaks and one of them feels fire from below

Hot crotch is like Russian roulette with sex

by WoodyJohnson69420 January 19, 2021

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