Crotch Seizure

The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.

You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".

by The Sugar Queen February 07, 2009

Field crotch

A Vagina filled with fungi

My girlfriend has field crotch

by The French Whore January 10, 2016

crotch candle

a candle that makes a crotch usually a female crotch smell good....

also citronella crotch candle can be used for the removal of crotch crickets..

don: damn girl yo crotch be stinky....

sherry: i know i ordered a dozen crotch candles of line they just have not got here yet....

don: did you get the citronella ones for your crotch crickets?

by crotch candle sales. June 30, 2008

Gucci crotch

A vagina that is so fine it had to be made by gucci.

The chick I took home last night had that gucci crotch!

by Pendleton March 04, 2022

crotch thunderbird

A reverse teabag in which the teabag-ee jumps into the teabag and slaps the taint

While on my date, I tried to teabag her and she gave me a crotch thunderbird.

by GooseGrim September 05, 2022

doublewide crotch

This came from my coworker mishearing me say "doublewide garage".
Definition - When cameltoe and moose knuckle don't cover how large the wedge is.

Damn man, she's way past moose knuckle! That's a doublewide crotch!

by manicpolarbear71 January 31, 2023

Comp crotch

When a girl doesn't wash or shave her pussy while on workers comp.

When Jess sits around her place in sweatpants, she is getting a nasty case of Comp crotch

by Captain Towel October 28, 2020