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cookie monster

he eats cookies give him cookies
by MR YEETER April 23, 2019
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catch these cookies

similar to catch these hands, catch these cookies refers to offering pussy. it is usually used when finding someone attractive, someone you would be willing to have sex with.
Rami Malek is soooOo hot. He can catch these cookies anyday.
by poldank3000 January 12, 2017
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Cookie Game

a game, typically played with a group of boys. a minimum of two players will sit in a circle with an article food in the center. they will then jerk off, and last person to ejaculate onto the food, must eat it.
Guys, lets go play the cookie game. My moms asleep.
by mainmanllama November 2, 2022
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cookie breath

When you're eating a cookie/brownie/cake and you can feel it sitting in your throat and you need water or milk really really bad
"Mitch you're lactose intolerant, why are you drinking that milk?"
"Yeah I know, I just had cookie breath and needed to drink something and that was the first thing I saw"
by whoopmighty December 10, 2016
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Santa's Cookies

Mrs. Claus' titties
Santa: show me them tits, them Santa's cookies
by The_aftermN December 14, 2017
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HOT COOKIE

Damn her cookie hot

Wym nigga

I mean her pussy stank nigga

(Hot cookie)
by Stankypussy123 June 12, 2019
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Cookie Shlongster

A man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a penis), bakes it, then fucks a girl in the ass with it. Afterwards, he eats the cookie.
Guy1: "Dude I gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."
by AllieBigTits August 22, 2011
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