coffee table

the most despicable and racist word in the universe
that chile abuser is a coffee table
by lol893 July 08, 2024
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Potato coffee

Some cringy ass kid who got held in anger and being strongest in the friend group (he’s being put in a slideshow on an account called @ggsp1r1tz1). You’ll see why
Potato coffee is not him and therefore getting touched up his bum 😭😭☝️☝️🍑🍑
by Daniel Larrison January 04, 2024
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Hardcore Coffee Drinkers

You are a hardcore coffee drinker if you have coffee in your veins and drink nothing but.

P.s.
You're a vampire.
by PrincessPea04 December 09, 2019
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coffee spout

How your anus is referred to during an enema.
There was some chunks coming out of my coffee spout
by Apokalypse November 13, 2020
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Famous Coffee Artist

Linda Finstad has earned the title of famous coffee artist by painting over 1500 original coffee paintings.

She discovered painting with coffee as a way of keeping busy during the pandemic and this distraction changed her life. Her coffee paintings are featured in 7 books and an entire line of greeting cards. The art is made using different strengths of instant coffee on watercolor paper.
Due to the prolific practice of painting with instant coffee Linda Finstad is the famous coffee artist
by Famous Coffee Artist August 17, 2024
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colorado coffee

A sexual act were a man inserts pre-roasted coffee beans into a women's Anus. The coffee beans are then passed from the women's Anus. The man uses the shitty coffee beans to brew a cup of black filter coffee. The man then

ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.
Had a one night stand with this slut last night. Had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.
by Theyoungwolf43 December 04, 2017
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pussy flavored coffee

hey look down below! it says buy a pussy flavored coffee mug! how odd...
some random gullible dude: :O a pussy flavored coffee mug! how awesome!!

free money am i right
by Dragons Breath May 12, 2022
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