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Trinity Christian School

A school for parents to shelter their kids from the scary gays, atheists, and the outside world in general. You’ll be expelled if you’re gay. Don’t think of having different opinions at this place. Has unreasonable teachers with biases about students. It’s worse than a public school. Also has basic white girls that spend daddy’s money on Starbucks. 90% rich kids and 10% poor. If you’re rich, you’ll be good in this school. If you’re poor, it’s a bad time.
You can’t be gay at Trinity Christian School.
by A scary gay February 26, 2019
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Christian Abed Khalifa

Son of Cooper Flavio Jones and Elle

Not to be confused with Abed Khalifa or Liam Campbell

Currently less than a year old.
"Did you hear about Christian Abed Khalifa?"

"Yeah, I heard he got baptized by father Campbell recently."
by Biggo Grayo September 12, 2019
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jubilee christian academy

dumb school that makes you pay 120k for an education u can probably get from other schools

they cant give us colored chalk because they dont have budget my ass

no shat cause u keep wasting it on useless projects that only they will benefit from!

come on down to jubilee for a joke of a principal and a crackhead math teacher!!!!!
you're from jubilee christian academy? what a joke!!

paying 120k for jubilee christian academy, you got scammed LMAOO
by awestrucked July 4, 2023
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Champion Christian School

Absolute hell. A shitshow full of druggies racists and peril officers. Everyone there hates anyone of color and makes sure to ignore any real issues.
Champion Christian School is the worst place on Earth.
by FRB1GG1E November 20, 2021
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Level 5 Christianity

Dude that guy got a Level 5 Christianity on the test what a pleb
by Monkagigadude May 21, 2020
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Christian Lee Rutter

Oh my god his sex was so good he had to be a Christian Lee rutter
by Shearfun October 2, 2016
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Christian Standard Time

Noun: The actual clock/timeframe under which Christians in groups operate and actually begin whatever it is they are gathering to do, whether it's church service, Bible study, community group, hangouts, social events, prayer groups, or coffee, you are operating on CST when everyone is just that "little bit" late. This can mean five to twenty minutes post supposed-actual-clock beginning time, depending on region, denomination, or other factors, including predominant gender or parental status of the group's members. Unless you have the countdown timer on your PowerPoint before church service begins. Then, you're just a stickler for procedure and accuracy.
"That community group is on Christian Standard Time. We got time to make a pit stop at Chick Fil A for a large lemonade. We won't miss anything."

"Hey guys, nice of you to join us, what, you think we are on Christian Standard Time over here? The meeting started ten minutes ago."
by Dbl N April 28, 2019
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