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“first kiss retry card”

A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.
“fuck it dawg, i’m pulling my first kiss retry card” A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.
by the forever virgin March 27, 2024
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Uno Reverse Card

Guy 1: Ur mommy in ma bed yo
Guy 2: No u
Guy 1: UNO REVERSE CARD
by Aesodynx December 13, 2021
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shark card

The main way to get gta online cash if you are lazy or impatient like me
I'm gonna buy a shark card in gta
by gage burks November 17, 2020
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An appropriate card

1. A card played in Cards Against Humanity that sounds like it works and won't get your video demonetized, until you or someone else decided to read too far between the lines. See too appropriate

1b. A card played in Cards Against Humanity that actually works too well, so it doesn't get picked.

2. An excuse that shouldn't work, but it does. Works best in the form of something you might find on a notecard or some similarly sized, stiff, paper-like object
1. Well, the black card is “(Blank) reminds me of my weeaboo days” so an appropriate card is “sitting in my room with the lights out watching unrealistic videos by myself”… wait… that could mean something else…

1b. Well, the black card is “(Blank) reminds me of my weeaboo days” so I’ll play “being a weeaboo”. Wait, “sitting in my room with the lights out watching unrealistic videos by myself” won? I guess I played an appropriate card.

2. So, I was just getting arrested for stealing thousands of dollars of Hasbro games from Toys "R" Us, but I managed to grab the get out of jail free card from one of my new monopoly sets. Take that, racist cops!
by CaTastrophy427 July 10, 2018
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Uno Reverse Card

A meme card is based on a card game called uno, Under the official Uno rules, when an Uno reverse card is played, the direction of play is reversed. If the play was going clockwise, it now goes counter-clockwise and vice versa and so it become meme which called "resist" or "no u"
Person 1: bro have you seen Joe?
Person 2: what's Joe? <--using Uno Reverse Card
Person 1: who's Joe* <still didn't realize he has made a giant no u mistake
Person 2: JOE MAMA (cannot resist by saying who Joe mama anymore)
Person 1:*think again of what he did in his life*
by Ruser March 17, 2022
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lathi card

Forcing other(s) to be consistent with what the other's said, either/both to attack the opponent(s) and/or evading allegation(s)

Also known as: tu quoque fallacy

Originated from traditional Javanese proverb: ajining dhiri ana ing lathi /ɑ•dʒee•neeng deer•ee o•no ing la•ti/ (your words determine your self esteem)
If you playing the Lathi card, you're losing the argument and no one can save you, not even yourself

Remember: two wrongs ain't make no right/two wrongs don't make a right
by Sir. B April 8, 2021
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French credit card

A credit card (see definition) but done on the front, or crotch area
My cousin walked by and gave me a French credit card
by Rebeccable December 22, 2019
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