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white unnatural blonde chick

chicks that shouldn’t have direct access to bleach
Person 1 - did you see Sally’s roots? I didn’t even know she was a white unnatural blonde chick.

Person 2 - Damn. I’d still hop onto that pussy.
by cluaireo February 23, 2023
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Polystyrene sex blender

Fill her fanny with a mix of poo, blood and cum. Then insert your polystyrene penis protector(condom).
I was with ollie Emerson last night and I gave him a polystyrene sex blender
by Ollie Emerson March 22, 2023
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Gentleman’s Blend

The moist amalgam of sweat and crease grease that forms in the area
of the male genitalia creating what is more commonly known as ball stank.

Gentleman’s Blend is often an elusive, odiferous condition that may only reveal its presence when activated by a itch, scratch or randy activity. In other cases, such as several days or even weeks of poor hygiene, Gentleman’s Blend may in fact become extremely fragrant and permeate ball stank like a repugnant cologne.
Since her mouth continued to run incessantly with nothing but constant bitching, my last resort was to slather her upper lip with a finger full of Gentleman’s Blend which instantaneously created a much needed silence.

My fingers reeked of gentleman’s blend after scratching my nut sack.

After taking her to pound town, it was evident from the smell of her dorm room that perhaps two weeks without a shower was too much and the gentleman’s blend was ripe and almost repulsive. So I bid her good night and vacated.
by Dick Onchin April 26, 2023
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The day is June 16th, beat them up.
Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.
by Anon122843 June 15, 2023
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fuck me blond

a special type of blond hair with a dash of red. A person with fuck me blond (fmb) is neither a redhead nor a true blonde.
Fuck me blond is usually sexual attracting.
"Did you see the girl over there?"
"Oh man, she is so damn hot, she is fuck me blond."
by DutchHamburg September 10, 2023
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National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day

January 11th

On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!

No one gets left behind!
My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.
by Sharkey Studios December 13, 2023
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