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bed therapy

Bed therapy is the treatment of a socially deficient person through furious intercourse.
My mother is very shy, so I gave her some bed therapy while she slept.
by GRUNG GRUNG February 13, 2018
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Bed brushing

Lazy brushing of da hair on da bed
I made a new thing, bed brushing.
by Killakatniss April 21, 2021
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Forever bed

A different term for coffin,

Comfort for a mother who has lost a child,
Isaac is now in his forever bed, forever sleeping
by Ashaboyle September 5, 2020
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Nick and a dog in a bed

Nick is a MASSIVE RAGING HOMO who bangs dogs on the down low
Eeh err eeh err nick and a dog in a bed banging all day long
by FortniteEpic0082583 February 28, 2019
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Bed texter

Someone who is always texting when laying in bed. Lazy person. Doesn't get out of bed.
Me: Hey I am in bed, texting you
Person: LOL, you're a bed texter
by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019
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Breakfast in Bed

When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)
It was Sunday morning, I was waking up early, I wanted to surprise the wife with breakfast in bed.
by Metalh3d87 January 24, 2021
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Terrible in bed

When your partner does not know how to have sex.
by Emo_Girl_98 November 24, 2021
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