Alabama Slurpie

When a man shits inside a woman's Vag and proceeds to have coitus with her and then goes down on her after to clean her out.

I gave some chick an Alabama Slurpie last night worse mistake of my life.

by SunnySwizZz June 11, 2022

Alabama Cackle

When a girl is giving you a blumpkin and the guy has explosive Diarrhea. The girl knows it’s happening but doesn’t want to stop with the blowjob, however, the diarea smells so bad it makes her gag, which then leads to her puking with the dick in her mouth. As she is getting, she is making a half cough sound with a gag noise, a sort of “cackle”

“Hey bro Sarah was over last night and she did the Alabama cackle. It was righteous bro!”

by Jbotg January 23, 2021

Alabama Gas Can

Sticking a nozzle in your rear while cranking your hog, as seen in a viral internet video.

I was gonna stop at the BP to get gas but some guy was doing the Alabama Gas Can at pump 7.

by Bronco4430 May 19, 2024

Alabama rot

An infectious skin condition on whore dogs which is contracted from butt munching, similar to herpes but it's insanely hard to shift.
It usually starts around the mouth and goes down, like most dirty girls.

Reggie: "Hey jimbo, I ate on ur mom last night and I think I got that there alabama rot on my chops."
Jimbo: "you stupid twat reg, I told you my mom was riddled, she's a regular at the smattoo parlour, you best be cutting your lips off to stop the spread dude."

by Fzx911 April 3, 2017

Alabama Smash

When you have sex with your cousin/sister
its called the Alabama Smash

"Dude, have you seen Johnny lately?"
"Yeah, he was Alabama smashing yesterday"

by Domo26 March 24, 2019

Alabama cheese spank

The Alabama cheese spank is a sexual act when the male first covers his hands in melted cheese or nacho cheese. The male the proceeds to spank the female while using the cheese as lube

guy 1: dude my girlfriend and me did the Alabama cheese spank and now her pussy smells like cheese!

guy 2: well no shit its going to smell like cheese after that.

by epic man epic words September 9, 2021

alabama log flume

When you dirreah onto someone’s back and proceoto take a shit onto the waterfall and the shit flows down her back.

Hoe: Wanna try something new? TeHe ;)
Weird ass dude: How about an Alabama log flume?
Hoe: What’s that?
Weird ass dude: Magic!
Hoe: Let’s do it!

by TooMuchTime6969696969 October 25, 2018