Pig Wanka

Pig Wanka
A “Pig Wanka” is an individual that in essence smells like shit, and masturbates (Wanka), this gives you a Pig Wanka

Fuck this Pig Wanka.
Lidawg get your Pig Wanka out of here.

by Bahb’s Ginormous Glizzy August 13, 2020

Scrub the Pig

To 'scrub the pig' is to have a wash/bath/shower.

e.g.
I can't come out just yet, I've got to scrub the pig first.

OR

Gees that guy smells like he's got a dead rat up his arse. He can't have scrubbed the pig in a week.

by Romany Ravenflame July 5, 2009

[Pig Rapist]

one who thoroughly enjoys sexual activity with pigs

Charlie: Dude, what is that guy doing to that pig?

Shanaynay: Looks like he's fuckin it boyee

Charlie: Wow, whata pig rapist!

Shanaynay: Shut up foo!

by jojmuffin12 August 1, 2008

river pig

A fugu fish

The fugu fish is also known as a river pig.

by Wee69 December 6, 2016

slick pigging

When you grease yourself up and streak a highly populated area.

Me: “dude. I went slick pigging at the prom. Coach tried to grab me but couldn’t. I was set til I fell on the gym floor and could not get up”

by Dj megalith April 20, 2021

Pig-Bitch

An overweight man or woman who treats every meal like their last day at the trough before slaughter. They become irritable if they go more than 2 hours without food.

Hey! That was my porkchop, pig-bitch!!

by Destiny’s Stepchild September 27, 2021

pigs micky

To make a complete and utter balls of something

Thats a all wrong you've made a pigs micky out of it

by DAVRAV July 27, 2006