skateboard cow

An awesome cow that rides on skateboards and burns down orphanages

Oh god run it’s the skateboard cow 😱

by Crasher.ac1 December 31, 2024

super cow

a cow with a penial instrument the size of a nose hair:)

hi

by Bill Gates May 6, 2003

Cow

An animal that is usually black and white, eats grass, and is the main sorce for dairy products. Can also be used to define you.... You fat ass piece of shit...

Wow, that guy is a fucking cow

by UppishLake986 May 20, 2016

Cow

A name to call a girl who wears black and white and is fat.

Thot #1: "OMG you look perfect girl!!!"
Thot #2: "Ew I look like a cow!!!"

by Pooploser420 March 10, 2016

public cow

An insult for a woman who has lots of sex with different men

Samantha was called a public cow by pedestrians as she walked down the street

by Sumgyen Pakistan July 26, 2022

Cow Tipper

Originally a Minecraft achievement, it is used to define someone who fucks cows.

Omari: fuck you small dick rocker thats why you're a cow tipper
Jonathan: what the fuck man

by NathanielDavis November 15, 2024

Cow

A cow is a beautiful and majestic creature. If you have a cow you should treat her right or you might get a hoof to the face! Cows should be treated like royalty because they are wonderful creatures. If you are lucky enough to have a cow, don’t lose her.

Person 1: “Man do I love my cow!”
Person 2: “I know right! She’s my queen!”
Person 3: “I named my cow Moolana!”

by Cow Lady May 28, 2020