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presurized vagina

A presurized Vagina is when A man gets on top of the woman and he pushes his dick inside the woman too far, therefore creating an air pocket. This vagina now has pressure inside.
(Random man) Hey!!! Whats up? Long time no see!)

(Other man ) i dont know you.

(Random man) You dont but your wife does after i gave her that presurized Vagina last night.
by The Sex God January 26, 2016
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vagina pants

A pair of skin-tight woman's jeans that reduce sperm count, often worn by male gays, emos, hipsters, and metalcore bandmembers who think they're hard and brutal. Vagina pants are possibly to blame for the decline in intelligence with the younger generation due to the tightness and heat cooking the spermcount autistic.
1. Robert Plant should be theo nly man ever allowed to wear vagina pants.

2. Avenged Sevenfold are a bunch of vagina pants wearing homosexuals who think they're hard and metal.
by Lord_Averock March 22, 2016
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vagina honey

by Tommys2tone April 18, 2018
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Vagina Shit

How cute! How old is your Vagina shit?
by Daddy Dones August 31, 2017
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vagina lag

When a girl moves on from a man but then days, weeks, or months later her vagina craves his dick no matter whom she may be with now.
My best friend broke up with her boyfriend a week and a half ago but just called him up asking for sex because of her vagina lag.
by Laggg December 28, 2018
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Vagina Prank

When a girl leads a guy on then randomly backs off
Guy: Dude I really thought that girl was into me
Friend: Man you just got vagina pranked
by Hmonster84 August 9, 2018
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Vagina Goggles

Using one’s libido and sexual desires to choose a ‘suitable’ partner, often ignoring that individual’s faults, red flags, negative traits, etc.
Oh girl, he was super hot but such a narcissistic jerk, you were definitely wearing your vagina goggles for that one.
by RogueMedic911 February 16, 2019
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