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Don't touch me I'm Spanish 

When you don't want social interaction and you feel Superior
Guy1: hey! *Touches guy2*

Guy2: Don't touch me I'm Spanish!

Magic Johnson’s magic touch 

Magic Johnson’s magic touch, also know as the magic death touch, is the act of getting magic Johnson to deliberately infect your enemy with aids.
This guy just took a shit in my bed, I need to get some revenge. I am going to give him Magic Johnson’s magic touch.

Never felt a womens touch 

Stactic
Didon has never felt a womens touch expect his mom and his sisters

How to touch grass

1. Go outside
2. Once you go outside go to the green thing
3. Once you are at the green thing bend over
4. Once you bended over open your hands and touch the green thing
5. Congratulations you have touched grass
Person 1: Go outside and touch grass
Gamer: How to touch grass
Person 2: omg

touch donw!!! 

only really silly poeple say it. e.g. mark on australian idol!!! GAY!!!
"that was a..TOUCH DOWN!!!"
touch donw!!! by little lily November 11, 2003

no touch top 

A woman, who does not like her big natural breasts touched or played with.
Jessica is one of those no touch top girls. Every time we have sex she keeps her bra on.
no touch top by DaggerFort May 16, 2020