Magic Johnson’s magic touch 

Magic Johnson’s magic touch, also know as the magic death touch, is the act of getting magic Johnson to deliberately infect your enemy with aids.

This guy just took a shit in my bed, I need to get some revenge. I am going to give him Magic Johnson’s magic touch.

Magic Johnson’s magic touch by The cock slicer May 4, 2020

Never felt a womens touch 

Stactic

Didon has never felt a womens touch expect his mom and his sisters

Never felt a womens touch by Purple food March 20, 2021

How to touch grass

1. Go outside
2. Once you go outside go to the green thing
3. Once you are at the green thing bend over
4. Once you bended over open your hands and touch the green thing
5. Congratulations you have touched grass

Person 1: Go outside and touch grass
Gamer: How to touch grass
Person 2: omg

How to touch grass by jaytoolivee June 7, 2023

touch donw!!! 

only really silly poeple say it. e.g. mark on australian idol!!! GAY!!!

"that was a..TOUCH DOWN!!!"

touch donw!!! by little lily November 11, 2003

no touch top 

A woman, who does not like her big natural breasts touched or played with.

Jessica is one of those no touch top girls. Every time we have sex she keeps her bra on.

no touch top by DaggerFort May 16, 2020

tdouche 

Combination of touche and douche

Person A: Your mother is a whore
Person Z: You mother is a legitimate prostitute
Person A: tdouche

tdouche by Person Z November 22, 2011

The Touch 

An amazing short film, made in an amazingly short amount of time with an amazingly low budget. Tells the story of Lucas, and his day running from a mysterious stranger known only as "The Touch". Made using pirated music so illegal to exhibet publicly, but several copies of the dvd are in circulation(mostly in the Toronto area). Honestly, if you get ahold of a copy, you are indeed a lucky one.

'oh my god, i just watched 'The Touch', and almost pissed myslef. I wish i knew those handsome men staring in it' - some chick.

The Touch by SlackerApathy September 13, 2005