albino butter tooth

A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a well aged pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the ash in your garden and you shall create a tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.

"My golly gosh old bean you are quite the albino butter tooth".

by The oracle of maple syrup July 26, 2017

To force by the tooth

To lead another along a path until they become so resistant such that they question your motives, at which point you take 'em by the reins and kick 'em in the side, and then, if they are still resistant, you take 'em out back and shoot 'em in the head such that god only knows what in the hell it takes to persuade them of the most motherfucking obvious truth ever.

To force by the tooth: Lucy just will not admit to anyone or anything that she has lost the game of Uno she was playing. If only we could force her by the tooth. I don't think even God knows how to do that with her, she's just that stubborn. She plays to win, after all. Well, there can be only one winner, in the game of Uno.

by mjc18c December 27, 2017

the forth tooth

how to tell the difference between the alligator and crocodile.

the forth tooth is how you tell the difference between the alligator and crocodile. not the fifth not the third but the forth

by lookatmybreifs February 7, 2018

Devil's Toothpick

Drinking game popularized at Georgia Prep in the 1980s. Not a weird sex thing.

Wow, Bart O'Kavanaugh and Squi went pretty wild last night. After they finished ralphing, they did the devil's toothpick

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Snogging the toothless clown

Cunnilingus with a woman whose pubis is unusually thick and bushy.

When we went for lunch, Cedric smiled at the waitress and he had whopping great pubes like bed springs between his teeth! I reckon he was snogging the toothless clown last night!

by Nuphagus January 5, 2020

getting a tooth removed

It sucks it makes your mouth swell up and you have to rinse your mouth with saltwater three times each day for a week and then you go to the tongue specialist for urgent treatment cause it burns ur precious tongue. ._.

See disgusting

Person 1: Getting a tooth removed? enjoy the saltwater ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person 2: whut ._.
(a few hours layer)
Person 2: MY TONGUE OH IT BURNS

by pureboredom August 13, 2020

bubble gum toothpaste

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE THIS. IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIPS SWELL BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO IT

“Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste”

“Okay son, just keep using it”

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020