Someone who can't stay still when it comes to boys. She jumps to the next lad faster than you turn the channel when a sex part comes on when you're watching with your parents. She can be nice but always quite bipolar. Often finds herself settling down with abusive boyfriends. Her known soulmate starts with a "C" and ends with "M" For example; Cal U Ham. Toni usually likes to be referred as Toni-oni. Her weaknesses are the smell of smurfs. She likes to impersonate Gargelmel. A lot.
by CalUHam June 13, 2018

by toadrangler November 1, 2017

by Lover262 November 7, 2020

Sweet guy, a big people pleaser, and acts like a typical blond though. He will talk your head off about the things he is passionate about. His friends can be jerks though. Tony beats around the bush and sometimes is a sad betty. He says things are fine and then ruins a good mood bringing up silly things that he said wouldn’t bother him once before. Tony is polite, and can be a nice guy to get to know but watch out for that friend group. Sometimes people thinks he gets pegged only because Tony sometimes doesn’t know how to stand up for himself. He also doesn’t make sense sometimes when telling a joke. Adventures with him are fun though.
“Dude you’re still sad about that old truck you sold & the old barn that was torn down? You’re such a Tony.”
Girl 1: “Omg! Tony is a cutie”
Boy1: “i hear he gets pegged by his gf”
Girl1: “Now that I’ve thought about it… he looks like joe dirt :(”
Girl 1: “Omg! Tony is a cutie”
Boy1: “i hear he gets pegged by his gf”
Girl1: “Now that I’ve thought about it… he looks like joe dirt :(”
by _the_all_knowing_ August 19, 2023

The best pizza restaurant in the northwest area, located in Beecher, Illinois. It beats any other pizza restaurant in the Chicago area. The previous owner, Tony passed away at the beginning of 2020 and will go down in history. His grandson, Nick, has become the certified owner.
Randy: God damn man I’m feeling some pizza today!
Larry: Fuck yeah dude. Tony’s Pizza has the best pizza, and I’ve heard that from hella people too.
Randy: Hell yeah that place is fire
Larry: Fuck yeah dude. Tony’s Pizza has the best pizza, and I’ve heard that from hella people too.
Randy: Hell yeah that place is fire
by Pizza_Legend091 October 1, 2020
