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Tony Vandenbrink

Oh that guy over there is a tony vandenbrink
by hadyns friend January 29, 2021
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TheLongshot/Toni

TheLongshot, also known as Toni, is a common term used for amazing FIFA players and Strela specialists. TheLongshots/Toni's pride themselves at standing tall against racism. Toni originated from Italy, although lately Dutch Toni's are taking over. It is unlikely that there are other foreign Toni's, although there may be Toni wannabe's that have similar characteristics.

FIFA Toni's can be recognised by having Orsic, Morientes or many AC Milan players in his team. It is very likely that they will score a lot too.
Person A: "Dude this guy subbed in Orsic in the 65th minute and he's already scored a hat-trick against me"
Person B: "Then I guess you're playing a TheLongshot/Toni"

Person A: "Wow I just got killed by a Strela"
Person B: "I guess we're in a Toni lobby. Stay away from vehicles guys"

Person A: "I just received hateful messages on XBOX"
Person B: "Well, we know for sure that can't be Toni"
by NotTheLongshot November 24, 2021
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Tony Square

One Of the coolest Mfs You can meet Period.
Every Time “Tony Square” is around some good Shit happens
by TonySqR December 3, 2021
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Tony Moment

A moment where incel or incel-like behavior occurs.
Alessa: Ugh he called me 12 times in a row.
Alex: That’s a tony moment.
by idfkmf September 4, 2021
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Tony

Tony's the kind of guy people would write about, like i'm doing now. He's kind, generous, funny, and especially handsome. He never fails to make someone smile or laugh. especially since he's the sassiest person I've ever met. He's sweet, and honestly in my opinion, perfect. He makes life feel better, even if we've been through tough times. He's never failed to make up for it. He gives the best hugs, and the best kisses. He loves everything about me and I hope to any God up there that he'll never leave me. He listens like no other, and it's even better when he looks at you with those starry, alluring , puppy eyes of his. He may be insecure and hate things about himself, but that's fine because i'll always remind him of how perfect he is. I just hope he knows how deeply I've fallen in love with him. (I'd k1ll someone for him :D)
Girl: "Do you know Tony?"

Me: " Of course I do, Why?"

Girl: "he's super cute, I really hope he'll like me back."

Me: "oh? Well I know like everything about him, I'll tell you what he likes after school at my place if you want?"

Girl: "sure!!"

(Later That evening)

Girl: <walking to the house>

Me: <runs her over>

:)

Happy ever after.
by A D D Y <3 January 23, 2024
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Tony Stark

Iron Man, Steve Rogers’ husband, Peter Stark-Rogers’ dad, billionaire. He also doesn't like Wade Wilson, his son’s boyfriend.
Peter: Hay, can Wade come over tonight?
Tony: Fuck no!
Steve: Tony Stark, watch your language!
by anonymous March 28, 2022
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Tony Tony Hands

Someone who, while under the influence of alcohol, maintains a claw shape with their hands .
Look at yer man over there, he had pure Tony Tony hands.
Look at yer man over there, pure Tony Tony hands.
by OktoberfestRulz January 13, 2021
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