an irreversible and damning side-effect of pro-hormone and pro-testosterone products, where overdosing on said products will result in men developing enlarged and overly elongated nipples that resemble dickheads.
Man: So doc, just give it to me straight. What's wrong with my titties?
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties
by (b O_o)b June 30, 2011
Get the dick tittiesmug. a titty dick can be two things.
1.)a dick in the shape of a titty.most of the time it is always floppy,never hard.it can remind you of an old man pee pee.ewww.
2.)the other is vise versa.a tity shaped like a dick.self explanitory
1.)a dick in the shape of a titty.most of the time it is always floppy,never hard.it can remind you of an old man pee pee.ewww.
2.)the other is vise versa.a tity shaped like a dick.self explanitory
by tdoggbiotch November 28, 2007
Get the titty dickmug. by cancerVssuicide January 28, 2003
Get the Dick Tittymug. Deriving from the saying: "weak tit on this mama cat" from the movie Sugar and Spice, but slowly forming into just the term "whine titty". Referring to someone being overly whiny about something, a child whose crying is over the top, etc. Someone who is being a whine titty can also just be called a "titty".
"Taylor Swift needs to quit being a whine titty about her boyfriends in all her songs."
"You can't go shopping this week? It's not that big of a deal. Don't be a whine titty."
"You're crying non stop is making me believe you're being a titty right now. Stop."
"You can't go shopping this week? It's not that big of a deal. Don't be a whine titty."
"You're crying non stop is making me believe you're being a titty right now. Stop."
by blackfoxes February 24, 2013
Get the whine tittymug. Someone who's gayer than aids
by Dick master 6818 August 22, 2017
Get the scare tittiesmug. Used in place of "I swear to God.." or "on my mama..", to put emphasis on a point you are trying to get across.
by daegugod January 27, 2017
Get the On Titty Milkmug. Originated from N64's "James Bond", after a good or "gangster" kill occurs, the victim is referred to as being "switch-tittied".
Note: Also refers to the winner of the round being blasted in the chest, point blank, with a gas powered pellet gun.
Note: Also refers to the winner of the round being blasted in the chest, point blank, with a gas powered pellet gun.
1: "You just got switch-tittied by a proxy mine"
2: "Remember when you got hella switch-tittied?
3: "You mother fucker, Im going to switch-titty you": BANG, "fuck, i just got switch-tittied"
2: "Remember when you got hella switch-tittied?
3: "You mother fucker, Im going to switch-titty you": BANG, "fuck, i just got switch-tittied"
by Okano Place December 14, 2008
Get the switch-tittiedmug.