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CRACKHEAD THEORY

An absurd theory that makes no sense, that actually has some proof behind it.
by Alien Shroom March 28, 2024
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Dookie Milk Theory

Dookie milk describes a white women that has been with black men.

Definition- Dookie milk theory: you take a glass and fill it up with cold delicious milk, then you take a piece of dookie and dip in into the milk, in and out, in and out, swirl it around, bang the dookie around the side of the glass. Now take the dookie out the glass of milk….. it’s still Milk, But would you drink it????
Definition- Dookie milk theory: you take a glass and fill it up with cold delicious milk, then you take a piece of dookie and dip in into the milk, in and out, in and out, swirl it around, bang the dookie around the side of the glass. Now take the dookie out the glass of milk….. it’s still Milk, But would you drink it????

Example; She dookie milk bro, just thought you should know!!
by Nark Twain October 10, 2021
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Individual personality in the closest mathematical phrase for its explanation due to forever changing behavior in part to the ability to ration w ones self is, E=mc² / 2. This is also in part to NOT being able to be in an exact spot at the same exact time bc of the infinite possibilities of here to there, so no matter how much any two are alike, the difference in space and time, will always produce a large enough difference that it will present itself at surface of its host.
JUSTIN B LEWIS: THEORY IN INDIVIDUALISM, The reason for the two twins not to like the same ice cream flavor is because #1 dropped his first vanilla cone and ants bit him after he tried picking it up and eating it. After that he never at vanilla again but #2 loves vanilla. I guess u could quote Justin B Lewis:Theory in individualism E= mc² / 2
by Irishinjun7 June 24, 2021
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The Scarecrow Theory

The idea that you can't pull because the people around you are chopped, NOT you.
I can't seem to find a girlfriend because John is low-key scaring the huzz away. This is known as the Scarecrow Theory
by gyatttoseethatgoose8147 September 9, 2025
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Septum Ring Theory

Septum Ring Theory is a vague insult typically used against people with septum rings on social media platforms like TikTok. There's no concrete definition, but you know it when you see it. Septum Ring Theory is characterized by the following qualities.

• Septum Piercing (Obviously, and other present piercings in a given example strengthens the theory & insult's effect)
• Dyed Hair (Typically bright, attention hungry colors)
• Heavily left-leaning/liberal ideology
• Misandry
• Inflated sense of self importance/ego
• Inability to take accountability
• Tattoos (Not a requirement, but often found alongside the other indicators)

The purpose of the insult is to make the target angry. Responses to being told they fit the definition of septum piercing theory typically revolve around virginity or baselessly insinuating that the person receiving the insult is attractive to the person delivering it (this is the aforementioned inflated sense of self importance/ego showing itself in full.) These people will also lump you into a nebulous group of conservative boogeymen, which is where the political angle comes in despite the comment itself having nothing to do with politics. These replies are exactly what is expected though, and only help to further prove the Septum Ring Theory.

In short, Septum Piercing Theory is a comment that's designed to knock a very specific set of chronically online losers down a peg, and it usually works to great effect, almost like a cheat code.
Person A (with septum piercing): Men don't deserve rights/are trash/should be killed, etc, etc.

Person B (Usually a faceless account in Person A's comment section): Septum Ring Theory still undefeated.

Person A (in a video response to the comment): Spoken from a man who's never had his face in between a woman's legs. (They think they ate with this 🤭)
by The Masterful Baiter September 15, 2025
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Issac theory

An Isaac theory is were a person has a theory about various forms of media that is otherwise ridiculous or breaks cannon
hey man that is such an Issac theory
by eric noblesmen May 8, 2018
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