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Michael Jordan

ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)
"Whos the goat bro."

"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."
by smartguy1234:) October 22, 2023
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Jordan (girl)

Jordan is a person who licks chocolate.

She also has a fish eye.

Fun person to be around, but she can be slow.

Mesmerizing caca eyes and caca hair.

Good style and has a unique sense of humor.

Loves Jamaal.
Defined: Jordan (girl)
Ellie: Hey have you seen Jordan?

Jamaal: Yea she's with your pookie
by Lebron Gonzalez December 24, 2023
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Jordan

Usually like to bully others but is also described as a DOM NAAI
“Jordan is a real dim naai
by Micael.brown November 21, 2023
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Jordan

Male from Alabama that will nut in your step sister in a heart beat
Jordan like boys
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Jordan’s Life

aiden- hey bro did you hear about jordan’s life ?
brayden- you mean drama ?
by teheheheyolo August 1, 2019
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Jordan

The gassest batch you will ever meet ;)
Damn Jordan you are one gassy lesbian! Now eat me out
by P3TTY.C0R3.aka.Jordan December 1, 2020
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Jordan

Mama there go that man jordan
by D1CK J0HNSON February 28, 2023
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