Vitamin j

A rare kind of vitamin you get from goat's milk

I had a bottle of vitamin j,today

by Dr.sindrome October 11, 2012

J-Bergle

To be in Love with someone but not "In love".

I J-Bergled all over Brad's mom last night.

by Jay JBERGLE October 25, 2006

J-Chrizzle

Jesus Christ- his new streetwise image

JC: Yo, I'm da J-Chrizzle, I got cheese yo, bangin in the club, check yo'self before you wreck yo'self. Bizzle Dizzle.
Big up my crew God, Paul-boi, Pete-boi, Mary Magdalizzle. Judas boi, my man St P gonna condemn yo to eternity in Hell, yo'.

by Rage And Love June 1, 2007

The Jelly J

The act of taking a huge dump on your friends face when he is passed out on the couch after a party then having another friend jizz on his face and mixing it around with his dick making a jelly paste. then having your friend wake up and smacking two pieces of bread to each side of his face and yelling JELLY J.

We gave our friend the Jelly J last night after that huge ripper!

by G.G.J.L.J.N September 19, 2009

Dirty J

The Stickest of the Ickest. The absolute best drug there is. It is sold in Chester, Pa by a few real OG's. It can only be made with Love and only the best ingredients. Main choice of Pot is purple haze (any premium quality marijuana can be used) mixed with a secret ingredient. (Hint) it's sticky and one can jerk off with it as well.

"You man, you got that Dirty J? I'm itching bad son!"
"Yo Stan, let me get some of that sticky icky Dirty J"

by mcg3h3an April 28, 2010

J-Walk

a) Noun: A delicious mixed drink consisting of ice, UV Blue, and soda.
b) Verb: When playing Slap Cup members of the game single out a somewhat unskilled player. They then proceed to coordinate their moves in a manner that forces the single unskilled player to chug copious amounts of alcohol in a short period of time.

a) (One freshman girl to another) "I don't normally like the taste of alcohol, but this J-Walk is delicious. It gets me drunk, and tastes like popsicle!"

b)(One Slap Cup player to another) "Bro, you just chugged 6 beers and a mixed drink in ten minutes. You got so J-Walked!!"
"This girl sucks at Slap Cup. Let's J-Walk her. She will get so drunk"

by E-Money$$ October 24, 2011

J Hook

To curl your finger in a J shape and use it to lift someone's breast in an upward motion. Usually only done to fat kids or girls with big boobs.

My Girl friend annoyed me so much today, I had no choice but to J Hook her so hard her boob hit her in the face.

by take1 May 19, 2008