not like us

a disstrack by the one and only kdot (kendrick lamar), he disses drake and accuses him of being a pedophile and other crazy shit. i don't think drake is coming back after this one

guy: did you hear kendrick lamar's new diss?
guy 2: yeah! "certified loverboy, certified ped-"
not like us (as something or someone was formerly) (that is the wrong definition but i put it there anyways)

by $4N6555 June 30, 2024

They told us not to say anything

Clearly... CLEARLY! Bastards! Bastards all of you! WHO!? WHY!? I spent YEARS doing this and do you know how little it took to convince you to NOT SAY ANYTHING!? "Don't say anything. Don't acknowledge him." THAT'S IT! And at what cost!?

Hym "Yeah!? Don't fucking say anything? 'They told us not to say anything' he says. I mean, it isn't YOUR fault but are YOU FOR FUCKING REAL!? I mean, I know! I know there has to be some kind of agreement but DAMN! THEY!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO TO ✌️✊️✌️✊️THEY✌️✊️✌️✊️!? I'll give you a hint! It starts with 'NU' and ends with 'KE.' Right after a nice, long, rousing round of torture! Jesus fucking christ man! You're fucking stupid for going along with this. You know that right? All you had to do... Was what Jordan just did to fucking Elon. Except to me. 'I agree it's cruel and unusual. Here's a fucking lawyer.' AND BAM! YOUR KIDS DON'T TO IT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S KID AND GET THEIR FUCKING BRAIN BLOWN OUT! GODDAMNIT GUYS! And now I have to just fucking sit here! And then I HAVE TO KILL YOUR KIDS! Why!? Because you listen to them instead of me! THAT'S WHY! Fucking assholes! Here I go! Force myself to sleep to got to this piece of shit gas station."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

I'll make people use past tense when referring to you

Another way of saying "I will kill you."

Guy 1:I'll make people use past tense when referring to you, because you will be dead, because I will kill you
Guy 2: ok lol

by kkolokotronis July 15, 2024

used tampon

an unsafe penis

"Watch out for him, he's packing a used tampon."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Among us

Among us Is A Multiplayer Game Where Theres Multiple Dudes Cumming In Your Ass.

Its Feels Great
I Highly Recommend 10/10

Theres An Imposter Among Us

by rte5ye5u4w5k7ej4 June 16, 2022

Go girl give us nothing

When someone’s giving you nothing. In the sense that their actions/responses is meaningless, underwhelming, or disappointing. Boring, unenthusiastic, bad.

-“I heard you and Sasha got into a fight again? What did he say this time?Are you ok?”
-“It’s fine.”
- “go girl give us nothing.”

by urbanita-airlines October 25, 2025

among us

you know exactly what among us is... chile anyways sooo

why are you reading this i said you know what among us is lil boy

by idonthavenothingbettertodolol October 28, 2020