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Band aid food

Food that you use as a “band aid” to feel better when you’re upset.
“I deserve some band aid food after all this bullshit
You wanna go get some band aid food?”
by Santa Muerte June 19, 2023
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Snake AIDS

The disease you get from smoking halfies on the ground, a term popularized in this context by beloved internet smoker Jacob Jones
“I’d love to smoke that ciggie on the ground over there but I don’t wanna get snake aids ykwis”
by queenofcringe April 27, 2024
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AIDS-Gull

ˈaidsË ËŒgÊŒl

n. pl. AIDS-gulls

1. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Animals) a popular name for the gull (the bird) predominantly found in Philadelphia Pa. with hypodermic needles attached to its talons and foam erupting from its beak.

2. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Animals) An emaciated transient human found in Philadelphia Pa. (American city) This condition is most likely due to substance dependance.

3. (Business / Professions) NZ a casual wharf labourer who is not a trade-union member who has AIDS.

4. (American Sports) a professional athlete who is currently or has played with The Philadelphia Eagles (American football team); or the entire team itself.
"Someone call 911, that AIDS-gull just speard me in the eye with his hypodermic talon!"

"They need to put nets up in the subways, I think that would help keep the AIDS-gulls out."

"Damn you AIDS-gull, you took my job!!"

"Its no wonder they call the Eagles the 'Philadelphia AIDS-gulls, their defensive line sucks!"
by JimmyPink12 October 24, 2011
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Aids

by itzyaboiiiiii March 11, 2018
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aids race

Where three or more individuals all try to get aids first
"aye yo bro I'm finna kick yo ass in our next aids race"
by Mr.fluffy face May 16, 2018
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Band-aid

I just exploded with love for YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️
How about a band-aid ?
😘🤗😘🤗
by a dream and 💔 July 3, 2024
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Unicorn aids

When you’re gay but you want a kid but are to broke to adopt so you fuck a hooker and get aid spreading it to your partner. And all in the end the hooker aborts
Shit did you hear what happened to Kenny? He get unicorn aids, fucking twat.
by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018
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