The act of walking into a group of strangers and dropping a particularly heinous fart, especially humorous when done on an elevator; usually done as a vacation activity.
Example 1:
Jessica: Why's it smell like dead bodies on the elevator?
Terrence: Alex and I were dropping crowd farts the whole way up.
Example 2:
Jon: Why are you drinking all that milk before the concert?
Chris: I'm going to try to set a crowd farting world record.
Jessica: Why's it smell like dead bodies on the elevator?
Terrence: Alex and I were dropping crowd farts the whole way up.
Example 2:
Jon: Why are you drinking all that milk before the concert?
Chris: I'm going to try to set a crowd farting world record.
by MidBoss March 04, 2012
Kyle was storing his farts in his fart sac, then Marc punched him in the stomach and Kyle proceeded to fart, releasing all the farts from his fart sac that he stored.
by FART MAN October 08, 2013
A usually silent emission of gas when endeavoring the weekly shopping rounds. One can be both a victim, or a perpetrator of a mart fart. The presence of multiple people in the shopping mart environment, makes it the ideal place to fart and not be the obvious farter.
Ralph was walking down the cereal aisle, and walked right into a mart fart cloud. Since no one was on the aisle but him, it must've seeped through the boxes from the juice aisle.
by Bada Bing, Bada Boom July 24, 2013
A fart that has the uncanny resemblance to the sound of someone starting a boat engine. It's a rapid-fire fart for sure, but it also sounds like it's surrounded by water (or some form of moisture).
*(Bluhblblblbluhbluh)*
"Yes! Is dad starting up the boat!?" -Fuller
"No I think it was just Buzz. He's been destroying pizza and Bud Light all day. Combine that with our broken air conditioner and that leather recliner he's been sitting in, and it makes the perfect concoction for some massive boat farts." -Kevin
"Yes! Is dad starting up the boat!?" -Fuller
"No I think it was just Buzz. He's been destroying pizza and Bud Light all day. Combine that with our broken air conditioner and that leather recliner he's been sitting in, and it makes the perfect concoction for some massive boat farts." -Kevin
by Pizza party February 13, 2014
That odd fart in the morning that smells a bit like breakfast omelet. Its uncomfortable for he who smelt it dealt it to deal with the worrisome fact that it makes them hungry. A shameful feeling of woe generally sets in but the satisfaction soon ensues because it smelled like a good idea for breakfast.
After having a steak burrito, beer, and siracha shooters the night before, Tom awoke in his bed. He farted and it smelled like a morning omlete dropped into the mouth of the port o potty. He was disgusted. But relevied to know, he was goning to start the morning right with a omelet. A dream of tue fart omelet now was a reality.
by Mr. Nate December 01, 2014
"Hey sheila, are you gonna rip one right here in public?"
"No worries, you won't hear a thing i've got a fart slicer on!"
"No worries, you won't hear a thing i've got a fart slicer on!"
by thewetblanket February 05, 2012
The art of spraying farticles or sharticles around the toilet bowl that do not wash away when you flush
by r. deader February 02, 2015