Pull A Palm Tree

Getting a fact wrong, although your fatass convinces you that you were right in the first place.

Guy 1: "Damn, did you hear that Trump will finally show North Korea 'da wae' with our nukes on 4/20?

Guy 2: "No way, Trump's a pussy. He's never going to do that.

Guy 1: "Your right, I think FOX news made me Pull A Palm Tree

by _Cozmik_ May 2, 2018

tree kwon do

When a big tree, little tree, any kind of tree in a pot of sorts is put outdoors for fresh air, etc. and there is a fear of theft, or abuse, the tree can demonstrate tree kwon do. Tree kwon do as a form of self defense for the tree.

If a tree is put outside within a populared area, and someone tries to steal the tree, it will practice, Tree Kwon Do.

by Newman Chapport December 2, 2011

out of his tree

extremely fucking stoned

bro he's out of his tree

by iamnotlegallynamedjoshua August 31, 2018

mexican call tree

A woman who get's so many texts for hookups that you're always third-or-fourth in line for a hookup.

You guys hook up last night?
Nah, that bitch is a mexican call tree, I fell asleep waiting.

by Tronald Drumpf May 9, 2017

tree swinging ape

An absolute coon that has no chill aka chief keef

Did you see that tree swinging ape yesterday?

by Yungchiefkeef May 6, 2018

like a willow tree

Getting so High you feel like droopy kid.

We are about to get like a willow tree!

by Choadzilla March 8, 2015

asian tree trunk

When you take a bundle of chop sticks and shove it someones anus

My homie owed me ten bucks and didn't repay me, so i gave him a asian tree trunk

by EpicconV April 22, 2018