Shoe Fever

A strong urge to buy shoes you can't afford.

" Ughh I got shoe fever but I can't buy anything right now."

by Barlett June 10, 2018

shoe shitter

Somebody who has diarrhea run down their leg and land in their shoes.

Ben couldn't make it to the bathroom, and now he'll forever be a shoe shitter.

by Poopy McPoopy Pants August 30, 2019

shoe daddy

An involuntarily absent father who is only contacted when the mother needs money for shoes

He didn't want to be a shoe daddy and just pay child support so he filed for custody of his children.

by rectalthermometer April 26, 2017

Shoes

Shorthand for “put myself in their shoes”

We shoesed last night and now I totally understand her point.

by OddC May 18, 2024

no shoes mike

an average guy that happens to be one of those people that smokes, chills at your place without shoes, and loses everything all the time ... we all know the type

"Hey my friend is coming over to get fucked up, drink my beer, and eat my food"
"he sounds like a no shoes mike"

by butthole4777 December 17, 2018

Tard Shoe

1. A velcro ladden shoe used for special needs.

2. An especially dumb American Leftist reeeeetard. Often devoid of reason, and self control. See 'Special Needs'

1. 'Wow!He put on the tard shoe like he doesn't even need it.'

2. 'Did that tard shoe really just do that? No surprise there.'

by DharmaCoyote March 29, 2025

Shoes

Why are u looking up shoes on an dictionary go to the nike store!!!

I'm going shopping for some new shoes

by Jrgshabeus October 15, 2019