Skip to main content

Shoes

Shoes- shoes r- well.. the houses/ beds for your feet, shoes can come in many forms because- humans like to overcomplicate things...

Shoes are for your feet- to hide your feet, cause there is no such thing as pretty feet ( sorry for those who love there feet or have a foot fetish ) you know what feet are so ugly we invented a second layer to hide them- socks.
Your feet: ” im cold and everyone is staring at me”

You: “no problem one second...”

* put on socks *

You: “ no wait your not hidden enough you can still se the shape of your feet”

- adds shoes -

You : “ Perfect “ 👌🏻
by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019
mugGet the Shoesmug.

shoe size 4

It's a term intended to make men insecure, or target a man's insecurities. It has no real meaning, but tends to offend people regardless.
"You seem like the type of person to have a shoe size 4. No offense."
by dumpsterbby November 19, 2021
mugGet the shoe size 4mug.

Shoe

You say cap for lies and say shoe for truth
Example:

That’s cap 🧢

No it’s shoe 👞, I saw you hoe.
by Foodbaddie527 January 15, 2021
mugGet the Shoemug.

Shoes

mugGet the Shoesmug.

og shoe

OG means "Original Gangsta"

If a shoe is "og" its probably retro for example most of Jordan's shoes are "og"
by Gyori February 17, 2017
mugGet the og shoemug.

shoes off party

by drtyshrly March 2, 2024
mugGet the shoes off partymug.

elvish shoes

Dio Brando's shoes in Stardust Crusaders, the third part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Fanboys and fangirls love being stomped by DIO while he WRYYYs.
Fuck me up with your elvish shoes daddy DIO
by MUstarDmAn1867 June 8, 2020
mugGet the elvish shoesmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email