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Mouth to shoe

When a man gets sucked off in a field and jizzes that much that a bit drips out the givers mouth and stains there shoe!
After a night out quick head giving relating in full mouth and leaking into shoe.

Mouth to shoe
by Oooooosh October 27, 2012
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Shoe-er

Shoe- er.Job description. A Shoe-er is an airport employee who makes hand gestures in a shoeing motion towards the large population of marsupials which are on Airport Runways of Australia. The Shoe-er must also say in a loud manly voice 'SHOE' . Marcupils include Drop bears, Koalas, Wombats, Dung bats, Possums and specifically Kangaroos.
Q. So what does your brother do as an occupation?

A. He is a Shoe-er.
Q. Oh how intriging. Where is he currently working?

A. He currently works for the international termianl at Sydenys Airport. He works for both arrivals and departures. However, he only enjoys the Shoe-in's on the departure flights, due to the mixture of Kangaroo's, Drop bears and Dung Bats.
by Will Tribute August 18, 2013
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mass-shoe-bation

Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.
Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.

Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.
by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013
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Hot in their shoes

A person that is angry and has issues.
I was at a friends the other day and they needed to be slapped as he was hot in their shoes.
by Moulan Gouge March 13, 2012
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victim shoes

Flip-Flops or other footwear that proves useless in life or death situations
"If he hadn't been wearing victim shoes, he might have gotten away"
by crazyirishscotchdrinker January 16, 2012
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Shoe lace boy

Someone that wears a shoelace as a belt. usually a skateboarder.
DUDE! Check out those shoe lace boys! They are soo HOT!
by Birrd November 16, 2011
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the old shoe trick

when you pull out of a girl before you cum then go in her shoe. Promptly kick her out so she has your cum all over her foot!
Dude you gave her the old shoe trick? yeah man she walked home in my jizz!
by c_poynter50 July 4, 2011
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