When a man injects top shelf vodka into his scrotum then ejaculates the shot of vodka into the mouth of a willing recipient.
by Hellsa house August 29, 2009
by simonhairynips December 08, 2009
by Blake Miniard October 16, 2008
When a woman ejects vaginal fluid onto a mans chest hair, and then shaves it off and shoves it into his or her asshole
by Cliff Climax January 12, 2011
by Panada February 19, 2009
When a ladie is giving you "head", before you get off, tell her you have crabs and when she backs her head up and widens her eyes, you blow your load in her eye so she looks like those pictures of sad clowns
John: Dude you should have been at the party last night
Nate: Why, what happened
John: I gave Nancy a Russian sad clown
Nate:WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! I did that to her last week....Snoogans but thats awsome
Nate: Why, what happened
John: I gave Nancy a Russian sad clown
Nate:WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! I did that to her last week....Snoogans but thats awsome
by slappy wag o'harra December 16, 2007
The "Russian Cab Driver" aslo known as the less familiar "backseat drunk- rider", is when you have sex with an individual in the anus, while holding their hair with one hand (like you are driving); as you take a shot of vodka.
"Dude, I heard that kid Dylan Russian Cab Drove the captain of the cheerleading team!" Matt: (in a Russian accent) " want to ride my cab?". Girl: " what, the Russian cab driver? Hell yes!"
by Dblackxcore September 01, 2009