Russian money shot

When a man injects top shelf vodka into his scrotum then ejaculates the shot of vodka into the mouth of a willing recipient.
I had one too many Russian money shots from Greg last night!
by Hellsa house August 29, 2009
Get the Russian money shot mug.

Russian Snow Cone

When a woman gets a mouth full of russian vodka and then sucks a penis
'My bitch gave me a good old russian snow cone last night'
by simonhairynips December 08, 2009
Get the Russian Snow Cone mug.

Russian Log Jam

The art of pooping on one's vagina and then having sex with it, using the fecis as lubricant
"I had to take a shit, so i just Russian Log Jammed her."
by Blake Miniard October 16, 2008
Get the Russian Log Jam mug.

russian sticky bun

When a woman ejects vaginal fluid onto a mans chest hair, and then shaves it off and shoves it into his or her asshole
russian Sticky buns polish pencil warmer
by Cliff Climax January 12, 2011
Get the russian sticky bun mug.

Russian Fried Chicken

The act of one having sex with a chicken before killing, cooking, and eating the chicken.
I can't wait to get home tonight, i'm having Russian Fried Chicken!
by Panada February 19, 2009
Get the Russian Fried Chicken mug.

Russian sad clown

When a ladie is giving you "head", before you get off, tell her you have crabs and when she backs her head up and widens her eyes, you blow your load in her eye so she looks like those pictures of sad clowns
John: Dude you should have been at the party last night

Nate: Why, what happened

John: I gave Nancy a Russian sad clown

Nate:WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! I did that to her last week....Snoogans but thats awsome
by slappy wag o'harra December 16, 2007
Get the Russian sad clown mug.

Russian Cab Driver

The "Russian Cab Driver" aslo known as the less familiar "backseat drunk- rider", is when you have sex with an individual in the anus, while holding their hair with one hand (like you are driving); as you take a shot of vodka.
"Dude, I heard that kid Dylan Russian Cab Drove the captain of the cheerleading team!" Matt: (in a Russian accent) " want to ride my cab?". Girl: " what, the Russian cab driver? Hell yes!"
by Dblackxcore September 01, 2009
Get the Russian Cab Driver mug.