Rip shit

When you (and most likely some friends) are destroying multiple grams of weed

Friend 1: Yo, how much weed we got left?
Friend 2: Not a lot bubster, we rip shit!

by tipp6to23 April 21, 2020

ripped test page

When your on the most important question on your test....and your stupid pencil rips through the page...-_-

"Damn man!, that ripped test page is going to give you scars from your parents!"

by ripped test page March 12, 2020

riggidy riggidy rip

Something you say after killing someone in a fucking cool manner.

That’s a RIGGIDY RIGGIDY RIP

by Reeze666 May 25, 2020

Rip off

A very very cheap circumcision

Nate:" Ey yo man how did the circumcision go"
Darren:"not good, never trust a 2$ cicumcision"
Nate:"why man"
Darren:"he used a pliers, it was a total rip off"

by Ptank69 June 3, 2020

Rip Off

A cheap circumcision.

Little Jew Billy needed to be circumcised but his family couldn't afford it. They went for cheaper alternatives. A rip off.

by L30N June 3, 2020

RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.

JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"

by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020

Rip it and shift it

When you are driving a manual car and you floor it to redline before forcefully jamming the shifter into the next gear. Bonus points for leaving your car at redline for several seconds and/or money shifting

“Hey wanna know how to turn your pistons into a space exploration program?”

“Let me guess, rip it and shift it?”

by FishWithFeet August 4, 2020