Asian Pot

Chad person who always goes to Belgium when he should be playing 2014 games. He's Moist Critical but Asian

"Pot are you feeling okay, do you need a blanket?"
"Asian pot carries in aba."

by Iphikrates July 22, 2022

pot-splitter

When two finalist have no faith in their own team so they decide to split the pot before the final so they each win.

Rhys is playing Riley in the 2021 Fantasy Football Championship.
Rhys: “Hey Riley how about we split the pot 50/50 so we both win, I have no confidence in my ability to win this final.”
Riley: “Wow Rhys, great idea! I had no faith in my ability to win either. Splitting this pot before the game is against all fantasy football morals and I am down.”
*Both pot-splitters proceed to scissor each other*

by NotCoco August 2, 2022

Netti potted

when a male holds his genitalia up to his partners nose and pees so it comes out the other nostril; sinus rinse.

“Yo bro I just netti potted Emma last night”

by elhippo August 3, 2022

Yeti pot

Pissing in a nostril to relieve sinus irritation

My nose was stuffed up so I got a yeti pot to clean my sinuses

by anonymous August 13, 2022

Day-Care Pot

You and your boys all put a sperm sample into the same pot to make a mix of 2+ babies.

Person 1: hey what’s this little pot?
Person 2: oh that’s just mine and my friends day-care pot

by butteredpopcorn August 15, 2022

Boston Steam Pot

The act of licking your partners butthole in a hot tub.

Me and the tinder date had a hot tub soak and I pleasured them with a Boston Steam Pot.

by Pendleton September 2, 2022

Golden Neti Pot

When someone urinates in one nostril and it pours out the other nostril.

Bob came home from work early one day only to find his wife acting as the last link in a golden neti pot chain.

by Sir Bangsalotmore September 3, 2022