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pocket solitaire

n. a euphemism for masturbating, especially when done discreetly in public

Derived from the use of a small electronic handheld version of Solitaire, originally a single-player card game. Similarly, the person is performing a solo act of masturbation with his pocket rocket.
A man is sitting on a bench in a fitness room, staring at the ladies in tight shorts running on the treadmills.

One of the ladies is creeped out and tells a staff member:

"This man is playing pocket solitaire, and he's about to win!"
by idontdodrugsucreep February 10, 2012
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air pocket

A intense pain in ur; side, lower back, stomach and chest. Could be mistaken for angina
Tiffany- oh shit
Brooke- what???
Tiffany- i got an air pocket in my side
by ashley h December 27, 2014
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oat pocket

Adam keeps a lot of shit in his oat pocket
by Soty3109 November 19, 2020
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Pocket Wrencher

A derogatory term used to insult another person. Especially when said person is being stingy, cheap, or trying to rip someone off.
That pocket wrencher never paid me back for the other night

or

You're such a pocket wrencher
by 414 Southside G July 10, 2010
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Pocket Filled

A prank which involves sneaking up on somebody and jizzing in their pocket.

This was first developed by hobo's who wanted revenge on people who didnt give them change.
Oh dude, that hobo just pocket filled you... thats nasty
by Fat Boy Kyle April 8, 2011
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Pocket Rocket

American prison slang. It is a small pocket sized scrap book filled with pornography. When one is carrying multible pocket rockets at the time it may be refered to as a pocket nuke.
The reason Jim is looking so happy litely is because he appearently makes use of a pocket rocket at work.
by The Bear King May 13, 2018
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Hot Pocketing

When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.
When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.
by BreadstickMagician December 8, 2016
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