Poop Dick Flakes(PDF) are when you have had anal sex with your penis. After sex, the poop on your penis will dry up. When the poop on your penis dries up, you start losing your boner and the poop wil flake off onto the floor.

"Hey Jeff! That was some great butt bashing. Now come over here and look at my Poop Dick Flakes are falling on the floor!"

Poop Dick Flakes by Dr. Hot Joints January 27, 2008

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poop muffin

a person who has mutch fiber in their poop.

Matt: I love to eat grain
BOB: Matt ur A POOP MUFFIN!

poop muffin by robert moseltof May 3, 2008

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Poop Bucket

The song that goes like this:

Chorus:
Ooooohhhhhhh poop
Ooooohhhhhhh poop
Ooooohhhhhhh poop bucket

Verse #1:
If you hate somebody
You can call them
Call them, call them, call them
Oh if you hate someone you can caaalllll them
A poop bucket.

Verse#2:
You can use me,

if you hate somebody.
Call them a poo
Call them a poo
Oh you can call them a poop bucket.

Verse #3:
If you can't swear
You can call them

A very bad word
WHAT"S THAT WORD!?!
It's a poop bucket!

Verse #4:
You could call them a douche
Give them a smootch
Steal their tooth
But in truth
we all know they are nothing but a

POOP BUCKET!

The church choir sang the song Poop Bucket and it moved me to tears.

Poop Bucket by thepersoneverybodywantstobe November 24, 2011

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