jerk off station

Everyone knows why you have a computer or jerk off station in your house
by Young Jazzy Yo October 24, 2023
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Spasm Jerk

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis
‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice olspasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’
by retarded salad February 17, 2021
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ethical jerk

where you jerk off to your partner’s media content and not to media content of other people.
yea bro i just had an ethical jerk to my girl
by lukeceline June 29, 2024
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Super Jerking

I just put this here to tell u I can do 4 strokes per second😹🙏
Super jerking is When u jerk so fast u break the sound barrier and can faze through things like flash
by Acceleration😹🙏 December 01, 2021
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Super Jerking

When u jerk off so fast u can’t feel your meat nomo. I can break the sound barrier
Super jerking is when u stroke 4 or more per second only the chosen can do it or - just horny niggas
by Acceleration😹🙏 December 01, 2021
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Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 09, 2020
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