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Clip Dumping

a tactic in a original xbox game call Steel Battation line of contact ( sbloc) on where you shoot one round of ammo out of a clip of a high powered weapon and change magazines rusulting in up to 6 shots of one hit kill bullets going towards your enemy.
by ChaosReaver118 January 30, 2010
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wi-fi dump

Using a laptop computer while also using the toilet. Generally followed by a wi-fi wipe.
I just had an awesome wi-fi dump because I was able to tell my friend on AIM how huge it was.
by A Germ July 27, 2006
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post-college dump

Similar to the turkey dump phenomenon among high school students, the post-college dump is both similar and different to its younger equivalent. It is, sadly, a relatively common occurence, but for some reason it is not widely discussed.

Its origins usually begin around the last year of college, when couples who are in steady relationships realize that their lives are heading in different directions, i.e. their dream jobs are in different cities, both get accepted to different grad schools, or the older one graduates and the younger one still has a few years to go. The two lovers cannot bear to be parted from one another, so they agree to a long-distance relationship. It rarely works out, largely due to the same reasons as the turkey dump (new environment + new dating pool = wandering eye).

In some cases, one partner will make the ultimate sacrifice and drop out of their school or decline a job offer in the interest of being with their sweetie pie - which can lead to bitterness and resentment down the road.
Guy: I love you, college girlfriend. We’re going to be so happy after we graduate in Montreal, where I’ve gotten a dream job.
Girl: Oh…I wanted to go to grad school in Florida. Let’s have a long distance relationship.
Guy: Good idea.
(They do. Cut to a few months later)
Guy: Yeesh, I’m sick of having phone dates with my girlfriend while everyone else is going out for drinks. Plus, I want to talk to that hot co-worker of mine. I’m dumping my college girlfriend.
Girl: Damn post-college dump...
by awesomo1111 November 19, 2009
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After a day at the beach, dipping one's sandy testicles into another's mouth while defecating on their forehead or chest
Last night you looked like a Dallas Dump Truck dumping Cincinnati Sandbags
by Team Nave October 21, 2011
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granny dumping

I'll never forget the day I walked in on Grandma Edith doing some major granny dumping in her Depends.
by Nadia E May 24, 2010
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Donut Hole Dump

A large turd that clogs your toliet just by not even fitting down your toliet hole.
"Your turd was so fat it won't even fit down the hole to the toilet drain?"
"yeah..."
"that's a Donut Hole Dump!"
by itakehugepoop November 6, 2011
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new man dump

A dump so large, or so necessary, and so relieving as to have you walk away from the can smiling and saying "OMG, what a great dump, I feel like a new man." Hence, a "new man dump."
After eating at Taco Joe's last night, then a few drinks at the bar afterwards, plus a midnight snack, I took a New Man Dump this morning. I felt so good I am still smiling.
by Sr Bolsa Buena September 13, 2021
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