happy national forever alone day!
by BlackBird007 February 14, 2012
by Realdeal7526 July 06, 2018
You can get head from anybody on April 27 even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend it won’t matter because it’s national just ask anybody for head they won’t be able to deny it.
by National Day April 20, 2019
Forest: "I'm going to Christina's house tomorrow."
Emily: "To do what?"
Forest: "Imma eat her out didn't you hear tomorrow's National Eat Pussy Day!"
Emily: "To do what?"
Forest: "Imma eat her out didn't you hear tomorrow's National Eat Pussy Day!"
by Mynameisntemilylolimfr June 23, 2016
On March 26th lands national dumb bitch day, a day dedicated for all those dumb bitches we all hate.
by urdaddy101 March 21, 2019
August 5th is national bad bitch day . When all bad bitches just be the pretty bitches they are . So on August 5th go let a bad bitch know it’s her/his day !
by lalaaaaa . August 01, 2019
Samuel:I love that hat
Gilbert: thanks joe gave it to me
Samuel: who’s joe
Gilbert: JOE MAMA
Samuel:why
Gilbert: because it national joe mama day obvi
Gilbert: thanks joe gave it to me
Samuel: who’s joe
Gilbert: JOE MAMA
Samuel:why
Gilbert: because it national joe mama day obvi
by Joe mama 776 October 15, 2019