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Andes Mountains

Literal stretch of dirt poor Caucasian trailer trash that spams Perú, Bolivia and Ecuador.

Ugly, trashy Caucasians who look like Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo.
Andes Mountains have some dirt poor Caucasians, particularly in Perú, Bolivia, Ecuador.

Evelyn from 90 Day Fiance appeared in basic race play; there is a memorable scene where her Neanderthal ass was seated next to 3 gorgeous Native Americans.

Like dirt poor Caucasians? Try Bolivia or Perú, Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo finna do it for you.
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Rocky Mountain Snow Cap

The act of ejaculating between the eyes of a person (HOPEFULLY) and letting the semen cover and flow down the nose like melting snow.
I gave my girlfriend a Rocky Mountain Snow Cap last night and she accidentally inhaled some of my DNA.
by MuricanGinger May 22, 2025
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Mountain man

by the personal everyone June 10, 2025
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mountains of caucuses

It refers to a white person because they are mutations and come from nowhere. So when a white person tells you to go back to where you came from you tell them...
Go back to the mountains of caucuses bitchhhh
by Coolyourbeansdude April 8, 2023
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smoky mountain giraffe

A Smoky mountain giraffe is a person who is extremely high on drugs
That guy is high as a Smoky mountain giraffe. Your mom is a Smoky mountain giraffe
by Doc Obvious April 10, 2023
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mountain creek

A mid-ass ski/snowboard resort located in buttfuck nowhere, Vernon, New Jersey. Also known to locals as “creek.” The “mountain” is only about 1,000 feet, if that. It’s decent for New Jersey/New York, but complete ass compared to anywhere else.

Mountain creek has two main peaks. At Vernon peak, or also known as “north,” you will only find 30-40 year olds drinking their faces off after only two runs while their toddler is in a ski lesson. North peak has little-to-no terrain features and is home to the iciest trails you will ever find. It’s for beginners or rich inner New York City people to try skiing/snowboarding for a day and decide they hate it.

South peak is for the stoner ski/snowboard park bums, aged from like 15-25, and you will also find them drinking their faces off, but before they even go down their first run. Home to the muddiest trails you will ever find. Tailgating in the parking lot is very common and so is drinking on the lift. Just make sure your snow pants are big enough to fit your Fireball shooters.

Someone who typically goes to north shouldn’t go to south. And vise versa. It’s a crappy place but it’s home
“you guys wanna get f**ked up at mountain creek this weekend?”

you mean that muddpit on route 90 filled with dirty New Jersey people?”
by sxpohia April 21, 2023
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