Hunter's Mountain

When the male appendage is so small, that an erection is often mistaken for a jessica's mountain.

He still has a jessica's mountain when he's standing up, oh my god, it's a Hunter's Mountain

by charliechan1122 April 16, 2010

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Fountain Mountain

A bowl movement (typically indicating gastrointestinal distress) as a result of eating at NC State University's Fountain Dining Hall

I won't be in class tonight; I have to drop a Fountain Mountain.

by Wolfpack0811 August 14, 2018

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mountain tities

When the breasts of a woman are so large that they appear either physically impossible, unstable, or dangerous to others.

Damn boy! Look at those mountain titties. I think we found everest!

Don't let a girl with mountain tities like those motor boat you. It'll be your last breath.

by Oreonsam May 17, 2016

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Mountain Fizzer

Off brand mountain Dew, typically in poorer Giant Eagle stores

Caden: Mountain Fizzer?
Ryder: No way!!!

by RefridgeratorInator69 July 12, 2022

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Mountain Troll

Just an absolute slapper of a woman; her crawlspace remains open for days on end waiting for its next victim. Typically larger than the average male, the "mountain troll" woman finds her pray drunken in bars, sleeping in the alleys, and in the Bronx. A full savv to say the least.

Charles - "Hey bobby"
bobby - "whats up homes"
Charles - "how was that mountain troll that mounted you last night?"
bobby- "Yao Kay you savage bint"

by Bint Sav June 30, 2013

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