porch monkey

I walked by that porch monkey's house and he yelled at me.
by kcdooggg March 18, 2009
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Jack Monkey

For little ghetto kids who aren't old enough to call people jack a@s yet, there is jack monkey. A perfectly acceptable synonym which prevents a whoopin for using a bad word.
Getcho self over here and get some red kool-aid, you jack monkey!
by Ginger DixonGlitz March 21, 2009
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sans monkey

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sans monkey!
by sans monkey February 16, 2020
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Mad Monkey

When the man is about to climax (in doggy style) he pulls out, pulls her hair up, cums all over the girls neck and then rubs her hair in it. The reaction should be the girl with one if not both hands behind her head screaming at the top of her lungs. Resulting in her looking like a monkey.
My buddy gave his ex-g/f a mad monkey as a parting gift.
by Hinto Beans August 05, 2008
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dub monkey

A refined individual who has realised that by watching dubbed anime they can multi-task and better realise the emotions of the characters.
Truely, dub monkeys are the truest of anime fans
by Liam Says March 09, 2019
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monkey girl

A small, skinny, attractive girl who you could wear on your back, and then swing her around front in order to have sex with her at will.
by Marcc April 13, 2007
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Squirrel Monkey

When a short person gets really pissed and is ready to attack you
Man, my girl will go off on you like a Squirrel Monkey....its Jersey shore bitch!
by matchesb January 07, 2011
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