Mystery machine

The van that has a nice man who looks like Santa clause offering you candy

Santa: hey, look it’s the mystery machine, do you want to see Scooby-Doo

by Norville Rogers April 23, 2020

washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.

"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"

by Kittykatmeow4life December 12, 2015

Washing Machine

When your boyfriend likes analsex with a strap (pegging) on used on him.qhile having a Stripe.

Washing machine: getting Pegged on a Line

Washing machine: getting Pegged on a Line.

by OfftelIntel February 12, 2021

douche machine

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

by Nassy da pooh July 15, 2003

testicles powered by machine guns

testicles that are powered by machine guns!

his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!

by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025

Pasta Machine

The Pasta Machine is a synonym for ass, you can produce shit with yo ass, so u can produce pasta withe the Pasta Machine, since both are produced in the ass/Pasta Machine its equals the same so it is like Shit is the same as Pasta. It also can be used as a compliment.

see in the example

1) Joe: Dude, i ate PASTA the whole night.

Robert: WTF, this is gross dude.

2) You: Nice Pasta Machine.

Girl: ehhhm, thanks i guess.
(She dont know what u mean, except if has read this )

by DanSan69 July 5, 2019

Grandma Machines

A Machine That Not Only Pleases One's Grandma But Also Is A Grandmother Itself

My Grandma Machines Are So Wet.

by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010