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Paper Towel Math

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
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I had math”
Oh shit
by Dylan the idiot January 29, 2020
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Schools and teachers way of torture on kids. The kids hate it cause they know that they are just about to get tortured. Math is known as the torture method with the least amount of death per year, but it is still super dangerous.
Guy right before math: ahhh freak off, its math now!
Teacher: hi everyone welcome to another math lesson!
Class: *silence*
by Filidili November 30, 2018
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acronym -- Andrew Yang's campaign response to the MAGA slogan. It stands for Make America Think Harder.
The opposite of Donald Trump is an Asian man who likes MATH.
by Littlefaith January 3, 2020
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charlie: call the police
amelia: why?
charlie: math is mentally abusive
by somegirlonhere October 20, 2020
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Math is a stupid fucking subject that deserves to die. Also i would like to fucking die too.
by anonymous April 13, 2022
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Math is hell
by I am the one 🤬 February 5, 2020
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