by kcdooggg March 17, 2009
Get the porch monkeymug. A refined individual who has realised that by watching dubbed anime they can multi-task and better realise the emotions of the characters.
by Liam Says March 9, 2019
Get the dub monkeymug. For little ghetto kids who aren't old enough to call people jack a@s yet, there is jack monkey. A perfectly acceptable synonym which prevents a whoopin for using a bad word.
by Ginger DixonGlitz March 21, 2009
Get the Jack Monkeymug. sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey sans monkey
by sans monkey February 15, 2020
Get the sans monkeymug. When the man is about to climax (in doggy style) he pulls out, pulls her hair up, cums all over the girls neck and then rubs her hair in it. The reaction should be the girl with one if not both hands behind her head screaming at the top of her lungs. Resulting in her looking like a monkey.
by Hinto Beans October 1, 2008
Get the Mad Monkeymug. A small, skinny, attractive girl who you could wear on your back, and then swing her around front in order to have sex with her at will.
by Marcc April 20, 2007
Get the monkey girlmug. I heard this expression "Board Monkey" first in the early 80's.
This is a term used to describe an inept electronics technician who, instead of just seeking out a cold solder joint in an IC (integrated circuit board) or replacing a 10 cent capacitor or equivalent small faulty component they will just order the whole part and make you pay for it, without doing a standard current continuity test.
Chances are you've been taken by a board monkey.
This is a term used to describe an inept electronics technician who, instead of just seeking out a cold solder joint in an IC (integrated circuit board) or replacing a 10 cent capacitor or equivalent small faulty component they will just order the whole part and make you pay for it, without doing a standard current continuity test.
Chances are you've been taken by a board monkey.
As a result, a 20 dollar bench time charge becomes hundreds of dollars in charges as a result of laziness, greed, (extra markup on new board) or lack of tenacity on the part of the technician.
This is one of the great hidden secrets of "repair ripoff". More people in this world have been burned by board monkeys anywhere, in any industry where electronics is remotely related, than any other scam in repair.
Personal example:
The panel of buttons between the two front seats in a 1989 Pontiac Bonneville has an integrated circuit board that apparently costs "750 dollars" Canadian. My daughter spilled a soft drink down between the buttons, rendering it unusable.
Upon telling them that a continuity test is in order with a bit of cleanup, instead of just a board replacement, the bill miraculously became 75 dollars and the panel was fixed and functional. I basically told them everything I said here to get these results.
This is one of the great hidden secrets of "repair ripoff". More people in this world have been burned by board monkeys anywhere, in any industry where electronics is remotely related, than any other scam in repair.
Personal example:
The panel of buttons between the two front seats in a 1989 Pontiac Bonneville has an integrated circuit board that apparently costs "750 dollars" Canadian. My daughter spilled a soft drink down between the buttons, rendering it unusable.
Upon telling them that a continuity test is in order with a bit of cleanup, instead of just a board replacement, the bill miraculously became 75 dollars and the panel was fixed and functional. I basically told them everything I said here to get these results.
by Omega Rat 1 August 26, 2009
Get the Board Monkeymug.