Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.
1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
by lijolwe March 17, 2009
Get the Simple malemug. A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.
I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”
by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022
Get the Beta Male Rockmug. A male that has a resemblance to, or qualities akin to Paige. Typically neo-liberal, white, and at least slightly annoying.
by sick8899 April 4, 2022
Get the Paige malemug. 
by Dr. Deloris January 31, 2024
Get the Brown Skin Malemug. by Bmizx November 16, 2017
Get the male-gasmmug. A type of men who wanted to be a "alpha male" but wanted to be like cooler or some crap?
So they decided to make their own type of male.
So they decided to make their own type of male.
Person 1 (a beta male): Yoooo, you're such a alpha.
Person 2 (an absolute sigma male): No, no, no! You absolute IDIOT! I am a SIGMA MALE, get it right you beta b*tch.
Person 2 (an absolute sigma male): No, no, no! You absolute IDIOT! I am a SIGMA MALE, get it right you beta b*tch.
by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 8, 2022
Get the sigma malemug.