May 1st

This date and month is special,mmm special like for the homosexuals

You were born in may 1st, your a faggot

by anonymous July 8, 2021

May 16

If you where born on this day you give the best head! Go off you sexy mother fucker 😫😫

Ooh snap she was born on May 16th she better give me that good good.

by Martha wetnass November 22, 2021

May 23

National send puss picture day

Hey can you send a puss pic
Ummm no
But it’s may 23
Oh ok then

by User7272628 May 23, 2022

May 11th

Today is Blue appreciation day! (Not the color lol)

"Hey! Guess what day it is!" - Person 1
"May 11th" - Person 2
"Yep! Today is Blue appreciation day!" - Person 1
"Oh cool! We should go celebrate with our friend Blue!" - Person 2

by IAmMay May 11, 2021

May 14

National Blowjob day
Grab your bf/gf and give them the blowjob of their life. Make out, give head and cuddle with your partner.

- Hey I think you forgot something…
- What?
- It’s May 14!
- Oh my God come here

by winnie554 May 13, 2021

May 8th

The day Taylor Swift tells us all that we are clowns, just like the scenario with the “5 holes in the fence” xx Ps. ILY Taylor

“Hey guys it Taylor! Today is May 8th which means it’s time for your guys to STOP with the clownery xx”

by Taylor’s leprechaun 😌🍀 May 1, 2020

May 24

Eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta day. On May 24 2021, millions of people will be participating in the event of eating a bowl of rigatoni pasta.

"Why are you eating rigatoni pasta?" "Oh you didn't know? Its May 24"

by just//a//randommm/person May 21, 2021