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abunda la caca

The funniest punchline ever written. Attempting to tell this joke will cause the user, as well as any unfortunate enough to be in earshot, to violently cough up their lungs in manic laughter. Considered a bioweapon in 59 countries.
joke teller: ¿Cómo se dice diarrea en Africano? (How do you say diahrrea in African?)
joke teller: ABUNDA LA CACA (THE POOP IS ABUNDANT)
joke teller: *fucking dies*
by guy_man_person November 17, 2022
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Brosta La Vista

What you say to your best male friend as he's leaving.
Good: Brosta La Vista
Better: Brosta La Vista, Baby!

Best: Brosta La Vista, Mother Fucker!
by -Whit September 19, 2016
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La bãna trifecta

When a man goes to the bathroom, takes a #1 sitting down, then goes #2, doesn’t wipe his ass, takes a #3 (jacks off) and shoots his sperm into the toilet bowl, then wipes his ass at the end. (And your family has no idea what you have just accomplished.
I just went to the bathroom and completed La bãna trifecta
by TimboSlice1215 November 11, 2020
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Agarrame las bolas

- You look bad today
- Agarrame las bolas
by alotropico November 1, 2020
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c'est la vie

French phrase:

English translation: "it is what it is"
Canadian translation: "way she goes"
"Lost all the liquor money, boys. c'est la vie"
by denny434 January 30, 2021
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LA Hood Rats

Is a awesome, crazy, and memorable group of friends that party and do crazy adventures together, if you know about them they know how to part and turn up it will never be a boring day with them around, this group of friends is one not to be messed with they have a an amazingly crazy bond like no other! If you lame that’s a shame you can’t with them!
Who are those people?! Those people are the LA Hood Rats, I wish I was part of their group!
by $Honey Badger$ October 31, 2019
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Geordi La Forging

When you wear your headphones with the headband over your eyes, making you look like the Star Trek character Geordi La Forge.
My headphones fell over my eyes, so I wound up Geordi La Forging.
by BobOmbWill September 26, 2014
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