louis dix

should stop having so much sex, especially with girls that may have certain diseases. there's a girl out there, that is perfect for him and he should start seeking her. also everyone knows how big it is louis!

do you know louis dix?

yeah that guy that has sex with skanks right?

yeah him.

by Petey Turban February 10, 2010

Louisville Locksmith

The act of an inverted backwards 69 while scissor kicking involving two men and insertion of both parties.

get ready for this louisville locksmith...im gonna jackhammer the shit out of you!

by p-cakes, murda bird, big maple August 30, 2012

louisiana bagel

take a donut of any sort, cut it in half horizontally (like a bagel), spread butter on it and enjoy. Great for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Fat kids love them and skinny kids can only handle a few.

"We were up at the lake house and the only food the gas station had was assorted boxes of hostess donuts. So we bought a pound of butter and ate louisiana bagels all week."

"your going to blow up like a whale if you keep eating those powdered louisiana bagels guy"

"sure ill come over after I finish off this box of louisiana bagels"

by zuke lnosko August 15, 2012

Louisiana lunch box

When you go down on a chick who has crabs. Lots and lots of crabs.

Keith: How did it go with that skank from the bar last night?

Shane: It was going great until I realized I had been given a Louisiana lunch box, now my beard is full of fucking crabs!

by Larry Fromish December 11, 2015

louisiana gas station

The act of urinating inside your partner during intercourse after the command "fill 'er up please!"

Danny that Louisiana Gas Station filled me up with warmth!

by saucysausage January 8, 2016

Louisiana pooter cooter

A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!

She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!

by Gandolf staff September 10, 2016

louis willingham

someone with abnormally large big black dick and the cant help swooning over.

i had sex with a guy name louis willingham last night, his dick was the size of shaquille o'neal foot, he was was good in the bed last night

by jordan g. 5674 April 21, 2017