When the lubliest of cings gets their hands on a stray cat to give the moiniest lick of its life tru god
by Lubliest licker October 06, 2020
1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.
2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022
1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.
2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022
The act of using two fingers to Finger your partner's vagina and butthole and licking her clitoris, all at the same time, then sucking her clit at end of each pass.
Girl to her bff: Omg! My boyfriend gave me the two-FF-lick-suck treatment last night...I've never came so much in my life!
She demonstrated by showing her friend the motions...
She demonstrated by showing her friend the motions...
by EmmCeeSqrd June 06, 2025
Cunilingus on an older woman who is a little drier and crustier. There are different flavours available ranging from ready salted, through to chilli.
Keith was brushing flakes out of his beard for days after his night with Doris where he’d been licking the Pringle.
by Baron Taffy June 09, 2023
When gibby and rice be co president and make spirit day lick a crack day. everyone licks cracks, picks cracks, and sniffs cracks! mr sherry does human centipede
by charliedown June 01, 2024