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Dad joke

Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.
Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.

The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄

Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.
by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022
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Joke

Something funny, that can be used while someone is coping.
x "My dad died..."
y "Aw man, want me to tell you a joke to cheer you up?"
x "Sure."
y "Knock knock"
x "Whos there?"
y "Not your dad!"
x "Bro...."
y "Chill, it's a joke"
by Teresaissohot June 5, 2022
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joke

A highly infectious, memetic, audio-borne, non-physical pathogen.
Symptoms include:
Laughter - Laughing attracts civilians that may be infected.
Happiness - The disease affects endorphin reactors, increasing their production.
Talkativity - The disease inflicts an urge to talk, spreading it further.
Andy: "Hey Ben, I have a joke. What do you call a city that smells good?"
Ben: "What?"
Andy: "Aromea!"
Ben: "Haha! Hey Carl!"
Carl: "Yeah?"
Ben: "What do you call a city that smells good?"
Carl: "What?"
Ben: "Aromea!"

This highlights how a joke spreads.
by Cerulity June 5, 2022
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joke

a "joke" is a humorous sentence/line.
by AlexGay December 20, 2021
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Joke

Something that someone named alex in my friend group doesn’t understand
I tried to make a joke but alex didn’t get it
by FE4RLESSW0LF March 9, 2022
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joke a smoint

Paul: want to come over later and joke a smoint?
Steve: hell yeah brother
by liamr06 March 18, 2022
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Ash Joke

When someone makes a joke that is so impressively clever that everyone else in the room wished they thought of it first. They are often witty and can go over the heads of those inferior.
Guys, I totally got Ash Joked at work today.
One day, your joke level will hit Ash Joke level.
by HinkleyHero March 28, 2022
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